American Adventure

While taking a constitutional along the World Showcase at Epcot, perhaps you too might have the same spirit as the founding fathers themselves.  And, proud elder statesman that you are, you may need to stop from your constitutional to take a constitutional.

Especially if you went here for lunch.

There are two sets of restrooms at American Adventure.  The older ones are on the left and way back and therefore are rather secluded.  But the newer ones.  Oh, On a Beautiful Morning, what a place to justify separation.  What was once a hideous useless bed of pretty flowers is now a well-matched to its surroundings, well-themed brick outhouse building.

USA USA USA!

Now, the older restrooms have older dryers, and therefore half-dry hands.  But, as Thomas Edison once declared, “Discontent is the first necessity of progress.”

And so, we continue to soar on the wings of invention and the winds of change.  And boy do these new Dyson Airblades produce winds.  Just stick your hands in, wait 12 seconds, and take them out again.  Oh, remember to avert your eyes, as the pure awesomeness might cause splashback.  Give them a try, don’t be afraid.  The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Italy and Japan, America’s closest neighbors in this little permanent World’s Fair, don’t have official restrooms beyond their respective restaurants, so you’d expect this spot to be a high traffic pit stop.  But it isn’t!  These new restrooms seem to be quite lonely morning, noon, and illuminous night.  It only gets a little extra traffic when the show’s about to start, but still very manageable.

Emptyish!

If you happen to be here during the International Flower-Garden-Food-Wine Magical Happiness Celebrations, you may encounter crowds.  However, it doesn’t matter where you go during those times, you may encounter crowds.  So, spread your golden wings and fly on over here, so you too can declare, “The Eagle Has Landed”.

One small step for man. One animatronic handshake for mankind.

Bonus Tip: While you’re here, make sure to stop at Heritage Manor Gifts and buy some patriotic Made-in-China merchandise, or maybe a nice picture of Ronald Reagan to take home.

So Patriotic.  Buy some stuff.