Pecos Bill was quite a cowboy down in Texas.  So he opened a restaurant in the Magic Kingdom.

Yippee-ai-ay!  Yippee-ay-oh!  It’s the toughest restroom west east of the Alamo.

The restrooms of Adventureland in the Magic Kingdom are an interesting study in restrooms.  There are three in total, but only one specifically in Adventureland – the one at Pirates of the Caribbean.

There are two others in Adventureland, but strangely, both of them are shared with Frontierland.  The first is the fun breezeway restroom, which is perfect for meeting people.

Now, there are no restrooms in Liberty Square.  This is supposedly because there were no restrooms during Colonial Times.  It would be against theming, you see.  There is, however, a Pet Stop.  Since Fido dumped in the street during Colonial Times, I guess he can do the same here.

But I digress.  There’s no restroom in Liberty Square, so the Huddled Masses go to the Aloha Breezeway.  If they don’t, then that leaves the second Adventureland/Frontierland restroom, the one to the west.  It is shared by two restaurants, one being Pecos Bill’s, and the other bearing the name of a certain pirate island town.

This restaurant also services patrons of the delightful Country Bears.

What I’m saying here is that this restroom can get quite busy, especially during meal times.  So, here’s my suggestion:  Take a lingering stroll along the Frontierland boardwalk in the early morning.  Take a look at the view of Tom Sawyer’s Island.

Maybe take a leisurely ride on the Liberty Belle Riverboat.

Or maybe a plunge through the Briar Patch on a brisk morning.

Then take a quick restroom break and maybe a bite to eat before the crowd shows up.  Or, if you were too lazy to get up for Extra Magic Hours, just visit the Pirates restroom already.  It’s the best choice, and you know it.