Hello, beautiful.
Wait, in the picture above, did you think I was addressing something other than the restroom?
Hello, beautiful.
At Walt Disney’s original sequel theme park, you’ll find the very first restroom at the very front and to the right. And by first, I mean right after the Transportation and Ticket Center. And your hotel room. And Seven Seas Lagoon.
Note – Do not use the lagoon as a restroom. Also don’t swim in it.
People swim in the lagoon, don’t use it as your personal bathroom! After all, do you know how much this vacation is costing me?
In any event, this restroom is relatively overlooked as it is tucked off to the side. It is greatly prominent if you are walking from the Contemporary Resort, but other than that, it is quite forgotten. Forgotten, of course, unless you are standing out front at the dawn of a 24 hour day, waiting for the rope to drop and the hammer to fall. Hold it and get deep into the park.
I have this sign on my master bathroom door.
Similar to every other park, Magic Kingdom is busy in the wee morning hours. Dissimilar to others, Magic Kingdom tends to be slightly more crowded throughout the day as well. This restroom even suggests to you that there are additional restrooms elsewhere, such as City Hall. However, City Hall is most often the last/first stop of the day for departing/entering guests.
Arm yourself with that knowledge and use the entrance restroom instead. Most people leaving the Magic Kingdom are heading toward various transportation choices anyway.
By the way, if you see this, you can assume that all front restrooms are crowded. Go to Tomorrowland or something.
Until we see you again, have a safe trip home. Thank you, and goodnight. So long everybody!