Is your home planet a member of the League of Planets? If not, you are missing out on the working city of the future known as Tomorrowland.
Nothing says “Future” better than an attraction based on a movie set in Hawaii in the present day. Future!
Aliens. Not Stitch. Other aliens.
Well, Stitch may not be the future but he is science-fiction, so I guess he sort of fits or something. Well, he fits as much as monsters do, anyway. Plus, Stitch is beloved (right?), so he gets a pass!
I got your pass right here.
After taking a Great Escape or two, you’ll find yourself in one of two shops in Tomorrowland. The first is Mickey’s Star Traders, or as I call it, Tar Straders. I have no idea why I started calling it that. I can’t blame it on booze, as the Magic Kingdom doesn’t have any of that.
Not even in the Starlight Room.
If you’ve ridden the Tomorrowland Transit Authority WEDWay PeopleMover lately, then you know that Mickey’s Tar Straders “rocket ships” to all over the galaxy. That is, the galaxy that only contains Walt Disney World Resort hotel rooms, but I digress.
Here are other rocket ships that go around the galaxy…but you can’t take them home.
If you are not in Mickey’s Tar Straders, then you are in the other shop, Merchant of Venus. Here you can buy a bunch of Stitch crap. If you look up, you may find Stitch hanging out of the ceiling. He is seemingly in the middle of his Great Escape from the Alien Encounter incarceration. Here’s to hoping he doesn’t belch or spit on you.
The View-Master would never dream of spitting on you.
Attached to the Merchant of Venus is Auntie Gravity’s Galactic Goodies. It is here that you can load up on sugary deliciousness and then sit at a picnic table out front for a relaxing, jittery break.
In between Auntie Gravity’s and Mickey’s Tar Straders, we finally get to Tomorrowland’s second and considerably more popular standalone restroom.
Populated by weird super tall two-headed beings.
If you have to go, be warned. This restroom is in a rather conspicuous area. It is the closest restroom to the exit of Stitch’s Great Escape. This means there will be people vomiting due to extreme fear/disgust/indigestion. And, it is relatively small. This is the no-no trifecta – busy area, high-percentage chance of vomit, tiny. This restroom is to be avoided! If you really have to get rid of that Auntie Gravity shake, I suggest you go to Infinity and Beyond. I mean go over to the Skyway to Restroomland. This is always a good move before taking a spin around the galaxy.
A Space Ranger Spin?