Welcome to a two-part trip report to Universal Orlando Resort! These photo-heavy (for me) and non-comprehensive posts will feature the restrooms of Universal Orlando. Today’s part, being part the first, features the restrooms of Universal Studios Florida: the Park, Not the Resort. Experience the Restrooms.
Welcome to SAL – UN Studios!
Welcome to Universal Studios Florida: the Park, Not the Resort! This park is also known as “the original park” or “no, it really isn’t Disney”.
Your first stop in this park is the Whizzing World of Harry Potter:
Along the back of Diagon Alley, on Horizont Alley.
Check out those signs!
“Wizards” means “Men”. Muggles aren’t allowed to use these restrooms.
The tank is on the top, like old-timey Wizarding times!
These restrooms aren’t actually the first ones in the park. They are actually the farthest away from the entrance, in the farthest back. But they are the first ones you’ll encounter. You know you are running full-bore to Diagon Alley first thing anyway.
If you did not board the Hogwarts Express, then you’ll leave the Whizzing World and turn left.
What’s this Village Circle Hall is? From some movie maybe? Jaws fans should be so upset.
This restroom’s interior…maybe? I can’t remember. I was too drunk on butterbeer at the time.
Village Circle Hall is my favorite restroom in this park. It seems to be the most overlooked, which is right up my alley.
Next stop, an “Excellent” pet stop:
Most non-heinous, triumphant, bodacious dude!
Next stop:
There go the Men in Black.
And continuing around the lagoon, next stop:
Worst. Restroom. Ever.
And then:
Who relieves himself in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob’s restrooms should be skipped. Crowds and kids abound. Besides, these are basically right next to the Springfield restrooms anyway.
At this point, you have made your way back to the front of the park. So why not skip Terminator, Shrek, the makeup show, and all that other crap in the front and head back to New York?
Video games and restrooms. Wash your hands after using each.
It looks like a NYC subway station, and smells like it too!
A closeup of this restroom’s artwork.
That’s it folks, thanks for reading!
Next week: Islands of Restrooms.