Thanks @singleriderline!

It’s small, it’s cramped, it’s in a heavily traveled area.  Advantage: Not you.

On your way from Imagination!!!!!! – sorry, I mean Imagination! – to Canada, you may feel a little spark.  This spark is telling you that it’s time for a bathroom break.  Or maybe a spark of hunger.

If you’re jonesing for a huge cookie or a splash of less-nasty coffee (or a cronut!), stop at Refreshment Port or Promenade Refreshments in the Showcase Plaza for a little pick-me-up.  But, if you’re jonesing for a pit stop, make a stop at the Showcase Plaza restroom next to Refreshment Port or Promenade Refreshments for a real let-me-down.

Or you could just use the little tool shed at Canada.

Unlike the lightly traveled “Secret” restroom, pretty much everybody walks past this restroom on their way to and from the two parks within one park known as Epcot.  Therefore, you’d assume this place would be huge.  And not just huge, but Lights Motors Action huge.  But that’s why you are a total moron and the Disney folks are geniuses.  See, they do not actually want you to use this restroom.  If they did, it would not be the same size as a standard McDonald’s restroom.  No, it is much more profitable to let people stroll right on by to Le Cellier Steakhouse for a restroom and a $50 steak the size of my thumb (hint – not big).

And don’t get me started about this place during Illuminations!

Everyone knows that the correct way to explore World Showcase is Mexico to Canada (you know, liquor before beer, you’re in the clear).  Hit up Odyssey’s Restroom first and end at the UK restrooms.

So, while you are strolling around the International Eating Drinking Blooming Festivals, make sure to stop and smell the flowers.  Just don’t stop at this restroom.  And definitely don’t smell it.