When you are a little wooden doll, complete with little wooden head (but no strings), you may consider it torture if your restaurant overlooks a million terrifying dolls from now until eternity. Read more… »
Tag: Pinocchio
The Marionette’s Toilette
When you wish upon a restroom, it’s probably because there isn’t one nearby. Okay, it may not as catchy as the original version, but the lyrics are way more true to life. Read more… »